A fine day indeed for the revolution. As combatants closed in on the 6th and I street shul for the Iowan wedding the weak hearted took cover behind the construction equipment accross the street (see photo soon to be posted). As the axes were drawn(and tuned) it was clear that this would be a simcha that would need to stay off of only simchas. As rebbe read the ketubah we were all transported back to the tannaic era and could here the bahhh of the nichsei tzon barzel echoing throughout the large sanctuary, which was supposed to be turned into a night club. Rav Shmuel blessed the young couple and the klezmer band helped get the party started. The horsdevores were plentifall (at least for those of us situated within ten feet of the kitchen door, and as bentching wound to a close rebbe took the mike and 'for a second we all felt like we were back in 309 or on second floor muss lounge on a thursday night. We all bed each other farewell with our bellies full and wishing we could here one more shevah bracha from rebbe.

What Yogo doing with his thumbs?

Fear and Loathing in a Rebbe-Void

To whom it may concern:


Rebbe greetings to all!

First off I would like to give props to.........Reb Feivel for being an alter chasid and a loyal talmid to boot. If it wasnt for Reb Feivel Rebbe would have to pay a lot of cash for taxis...

Anyways- thisupcoming kollel yom rishon will be taking place in the coatroom of the national shul of washington DC. be there or be square. Iowa Jon has planned out his shtick so that Rebbe will fight the Mahareeshi yoga master barefisted in front of the iowa couple, Rebbe will then rip out his eyes and place pomegranites inside the sockets bc of the "high antioxidant count". We will then all nervouslly clap our hands.

Hally and I were able to see Rebbe recently in what was once known as chicago, the name has changed to Rebbe-cago home of Rebbe's soon to be mechutanim. The Capitol city has been changed from Springfield to MrTfield, at Rebbe's requst. It should be noted that in order to combat lost yideshe neshamahs, Rebbe wears clip on mittens in the winter time.


I must wrap it up because we are in the middle of cooking the Rebbe-log (formelly known as gefilte fish)
So i say goodbye- and a gut shabbas- may the iowawedding take place in the iowa quarter of the old city.
yogo

All About Rebbe

For a well written synopsis of Rebbe's accomplishments (so far), go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hershel_Reichman

Iowa Jon and Iowa Jennie

Mazel Tov to Rebbe's most devoted Iowan follower, Jon Gritz, on his wedding this coming Sunday to Iowa Jennie! Rebbe, of course, will be in attendance. For security purposes, the timing of Rebbe's arrival cannot be disclosed.