Fear and Loathing in a Rebbe-Void

To whom it may concern:


Rebbe greetings to all!

First off I would like to give props to.........Reb Feivel for being an alter chasid and a loyal talmid to boot. If it wasnt for Reb Feivel Rebbe would have to pay a lot of cash for taxis...

Anyways- thisupcoming kollel yom rishon will be taking place in the coatroom of the national shul of washington DC. be there or be square. Iowa Jon has planned out his shtick so that Rebbe will fight the Mahareeshi yoga master barefisted in front of the iowa couple, Rebbe will then rip out his eyes and place pomegranites inside the sockets bc of the "high antioxidant count". We will then all nervouslly clap our hands.

Hally and I were able to see Rebbe recently in what was once known as chicago, the name has changed to Rebbe-cago home of Rebbe's soon to be mechutanim. The Capitol city has been changed from Springfield to MrTfield, at Rebbe's requst. It should be noted that in order to combat lost yideshe neshamahs, Rebbe wears clip on mittens in the winter time.


I must wrap it up because we are in the middle of cooking the Rebbe-log (formelly known as gefilte fish)
So i say goodbye- and a gut shabbas- may the iowawedding take place in the iowa quarter of the old city.
yogo