In Defense of the corporate man from Fairlawn

While I don't mean do get mixed into any dirty Chicago politics I must say that while that is a cute picture of Rebbe and your little Rebbele sadly I must expose it as a fraud. You see it has been well documented that it is impossible to capture the true essence of Rebbe in a photograph. There have in fact been many attempts to place Rebbe in a still frame but all have been met with utter failure. It is well known that there are no photos of some of the biggest Rebbes even though many people tried to take their pic. Stories of film not developing properly, cossacks ransacking the kodak shop, and mysterious missing files have all lead to a void in true rebbe photos. While you have certainly embodied a physical image next to your son that bears an uncanny resembalence to our Rebbe it most certainly is lacking an air of authenticity
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