This baby hippo needs a home fast - or the Nazi enabling Swiss will euthanize it. See here for details.
From my perspective as Defense Minister, I see tremendous possibilities. Imagine storming the beis medrish on the back of a 6,000 pound hippo! The possibilities are endless...
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I will be departing for the zoo next week to meet with administrators...i'll make them an offer they can't refuse.
what if it's really just a midget hippo but it is being maketed as a baby hippo to pull on the heartstrings of the revolution. This revolution already has too many sideshows to contend with. And how will we all fit on amidget hippo anyway? Too many holes....
If its a midget hippo, we can use it to train the children of the revolution for battle. Realize that this hippo is already 250 pounds...
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