Preparations for the Great Day

As we all know, every great revoltion has a dynamic leader and devoted followers. This we have. But as we also know, footsoldiers are necessary in the final stages of the uprising. Some may be found at the Thursday night shiur, but many of these potential recruits all too quickly disappear under their rocks. This leaves us with no alternative, other than to breed footsoldiers.

For this purpose, I suggest we think creatively:

An ideal breeding ground should be dark, warm and moist. Perhaps Zakein Mamrei can find some room in his basement?

Cloning is also an option; any suggestions for which of our Lieutenants should be cloned?

Breeding / cloning would not replace the need for Rebbe Boot Camp for kids; the oompa-loompas will still need leaders.