Minyan Woes

For those not zocheh to to daven with Rebbe on a regular basis, and who need serious chizuk to to get out to synagogue and pray with tired Modern Orthodox Jews, here is some help:

http://www.chabad.org/kids/article_cdo/aid/627232/jewish/The-Minyan-Guy-Part-I.htm

Perhaps the RRRR can form some kind of alliance with HaRav Itche Kadoozy? While we have contemplated Rebbe in action figure form, puppets and muppets offer a whole new vista...

Thanks to our Field Commander for the introduction to Rav Itche.